The Raining Kiwi

thoughts on life, the universe, and being a nerd

lightninging:

*offers soul to the devil in exchange for a work of fiction accurately portraying ADHD*

(via actuallyadhd)

hythmknwy:

okay but hogwarts brought into the modern age though:

  • howarts with internet and students using the public computers in the library to play games like ‘hippogriff olympics’ and ‘nargle roll’ online, and swapping to essay research tabs whenever madam pince is anywhere near
  • students passing around notes in class with torrent links to download hogwarts: a history for free
  • inter-house competitions of world of warcraft and quidditch world cup 15
  • smartphones with apps for witch weekly and wizard’s digest
  • also apps for witches to keep track of their periods and includes an optional owl service, which, if selected, brings them an owl every month with sanitary towels and chocolate in discreet packaging
  • students who are dating students from other wizarding schools face-timing each other between classes
  • students who are dating muggles texting each other what they both learnt in school that day
  • wizarding social media and dating sites
  • parents bewitching their children’s technology so that, until they’ve finished their homework, all their phone does is sing ‘god save the queen’ in steadily increasing volumes, and the controllers for their games consoles get shy and hide in dark corners of the house until they’re coaxed out with gentle words
  • witches and wiZARDS EMBRACING TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCES

(via improbablenormality)

skelitas:

i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”

(via assbuttofasgard)

vickyvicarious:

yeahmicah:

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Oh, my sweet Westley, what have I done?

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(via bespectacledbookworm)

franaticpants:

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nathanielemmett:

Some FREAKING AWESOME Harry Potter fan art of the marauders creating the map and Fred and George later discovering it.

#i just want everyone to remember #that out of these six people #only one is alive

Well you must be the life of the party

(via booksandwildthings)

bbboootttyyy:

You want weird tv episodes that you’ve never seen before? It’s probably been on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. You want a musical episode? Buffy. An episode with no talking at all? Buffy. A good laugh about a demon-hunting dummy? Buffy. What about one where hyena ghosts posses high school students and then go eat their principle? Guess who. Just go watch Buffy you piece of shit.

(Source: trashayley, via adorabloodthirsty-slytherdork)

things you may have forgotten because of the movies/fanon

comealongraggedypond:

  • luna lovegood has dirty blonde hair (book 5, chapter 10)
  • lily potter has dark red hair (book 1, chapter 12)
  • neville longbottom has blond hair (JKR interview)
  • hermione granger has bushy hair (book 1, chapter 6)
  • james potter is tall (book 1, chapter 12)
  • at seventeen, harry potter is the same height as his father so he is also tall (book 7, chapter 34)
  • peter pettigrew is fat (book 3, chapter 10)
  • severus snape has yellow-ish teeth (book 3, chapter 14)
  • ginny weasley is fucking awesome (books 1-7)

(via percyyoulittleshit)

Harry Potter tumblr style // inspired by (x)

(Source: mydraco, via guiltyhipster)

alltheladiesyouhate:

bi/pan women are not more or less oppressed than lesbian women. they’re differently oppressed. stop promoting the idea that one group is more privileged than the other. situational lack of oppression is not the same thing as privilege.

(via booksandwildthings)