The Raining Kiwi

thoughts on life, the universe, and being a nerd

mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

(Source: thetangential, via thedoctorismybff)

mitchwagner:

New York Comic Con attendee cosplays as every Johnny Depp character at once.

mitchwagner:

New York Comic Con attendee cosplays as every Johnny Depp character at once.

(via redromanoff)

heathyr:

andrenator:

Classroom alignments.

And I’ve experienced every single one of these.

heathyr:

andrenator:

Classroom alignments.

And I’ve experienced every single one of these.

(via pikachu-slut)

doubleohmogar:

franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

u wanna fucking go

(via narwhal-noir)

(Source: staypozitive, via justsailwithme)

ainsley9293:

fiti-vation:

angel-likes-running:

I’ve said it a million times and reblogged just as much but this is my favorite
This is deep…


yepp aint that the truth

ainsley9293:

fiti-vation:

angel-likes-running:

I’ve said it a million times and reblogged just as much but this is my favorite

This is deep…

yepp aint that the truth

(via crumpetcrusader)

jake-wanstall-riley:

avengersonna:

Me

When you try to do the evil playthrough of an RPG

(Source: draqua, via literatechick)

saintbennithy:

bagleopard:

Avatar fans are just running all the “Toph is blind” jokes into the ground

but then again i guess that’s the only way she’ll be able to see them

image

(via sevendemigodsanswerthecall)

anneboleyns:

No announcements precede it.
It is simply there,
when yesterday it was not.

(via cpt-tightpants)

i-ran-over-oprah:

onlylolgifs:

Paper Airplane Machine Gun

1. why

2. why not?

(via shinybooks)